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Age Is Just Numerical L​.​J.

from Year of The Ratbags and Their Musty Theme Songs by Troy Kingi

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lyrics

Age is just Numerical
Can you believe in Modern Miracles
Don’t you get old or you’ll be a Perishable
Just like I said (Age) is just Numerical

Verse
Should I retire to the mega Boat?
Or live forever cause I am the G.O.A.T?
Breaking ankles on a holy dime
He’s proven clutch sending to overtime
Solo Hooping in the Luna light
Alley ooping with an appetite
Did I Splash or did I make it rain?
Or am I only here to entertain?

Pre
Did I wait too long?
To catch my own swan song
Starting to feel all the aches when a stand
Every little scar on my hands

Chorus
Age is just Numerical
Can you believe in Modern Miracles
Don’t you get old or you’ll be a Perishable
Just like I said (Age) is just Numerical

Verse
Nearing my 4th decade I still feel young
I better eurostep the Sally Lunn
Watching newbies with an attitude
Is my humble pie missing the gratitude
Overstay our welcome till the tide change
Till this winning roster gets the rearrange
They picked me number one I gotta go
Yes I know I know my fast breaks getting slow

Pre
They saying health is wealth
Making super money just to prove myself
You’ve had a good run
Stay too long and you’ll be overdone

Chorus
Age is just Numerical
Can you believe in Modern Miracles
Don’t you get old or you’ll be a Perishable
Just like I said (Age) is just Numerical

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from Year of The Ratbags and Their Musty Theme Songs, released October 7, 2022

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Described by the New Zealand Music Commission as “Our Northland Treasure”, Kingi rose to fame after the release of his first two multi-award-winning albums ‘Guitar Party at Uncles Bach’ and ‘Shake That Skinny Ass All the Way to Zygertron'. ... more

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